Things Kids Said on a Thursday

Boy: How come _____ has a bandana in her hair? Can she wear that?
Me: Uh-huh
Boy: But bandanas are gangster. How come she can wear one to school?
Me: Well she's wearing it in her hair like a headband, not cuz she's gangster.
Boy: But she couldn't wear it on her face, right? Like covering her mouth?
Me: right.
Boy: Cuz gangsters do that and there's no gangsters at school.
Me. Exactly.



"He's literally sitting right on my spot right now."



Boy 1: But we're family
Boy 2: Actually, we're not family.
Boy 1: I thought we was!
Boy 2: We're friends. But your mama's my godmama, so it's like we're family.



"Ms. Kelwee. . . Butterflies can't die." After I told him that butterflies die when they get old, he said, "But bees can't die. They eat honey and honey can last forever!"



I was standing in the girls bathroom making sure my girls weren't being extra silly when all of a sudden I heard a little guy's voice  right next to me say, "So this is what the girls' bathroom looks like!"



Recent baby name guesses: Gingerbread Man, T'Amiyah, Zaniyah, April, Kennedy, Tinkerbell, Elsa or Anna (or her first name could be Elsa and her second name could be Anna so she could have both!), Flowers, Hannah, Penelope, Little McElwee, Journey, X like the letter, Mrs. L, Kat with a K, The Little Mermaid (but don't let her lose her voice)