"Your belly is getting so big! You're gonna get those things my mom has. I kept getting bigger and bigger in her belly and it made her stretched out and you can see where I stretched her out on her sides!"
"Ms MaGelly- did you know you have a baby BUTT in your belly?! Hahahahaha"
Kid 1: You and Mrs. Boy McElwee (she meant Mr. McElwee :)) . . . I want to know what name you're gonna put your baby into.
Kid 2: It's probably not going to be Hyper. . . is it?
Kid 3: It won't. And it won't be Luna either.
I told a little guy to take his hand out of his pants and he said, "But my butt is so itchy!"
Kid: Ms McKelly, who lives at your house with you?
Me: Me and Mr. McElwee
Kid: Why doesn't your mom and Mr. McKelly's mom live with you?
Me: They live at their own houses.
Kid: Does your baby live with you?
Me: Well, she goes every where I go, so she has to live with me.
Kid: Well my dad is getting a new house and my aunt is moving to Seattle but my brother has to keep living with me and can't live at my Grandma's house.
"If my mom doesn't pick me up, you'll have to take care of me forever!" (I'm not really sure if that was a threat, wish, or concern. haha!)
One of my kids has been gone for a few days because she's been at a funeral. The other kids were asking if she is sick and I told them why she isn't at school. A kid asked what a funeral is and I told them that it's a time when people get together to celebrate the life of someone who died. A little girl said, "Oh! We're doing that for my uncle this weekend! I think he's going to bring ice cream cake!" Is your uncle dead? "No- I think it's his birthday." Ok, well a funeral is for someone who is dead. "Oh well my uncle isn't dead so it's probably not a funeral then." I think your right :)
As kids were getting picked up, a little girl said, "Bye Ms. McElwee! Bye baby!" and quickly kissed my belly :)
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