- In the middle of calendar time: "Ms. McElwee. . .are my legs ashy?"
-"I don't know, but she knows everything." - Kids whispering about how I know how to write the letter 'F' already
- A kid rubbed my tummy, pulled up my sweater, and quickly shoved her whole head under it. She shouted "Help! I'm in a tunnel!"
- We had a pretty good thunderstorm a couple days ago that the 4Kers are still talking about. Today a little girl raised her hand and said, "Remember when there were huge chunks of hay falling from the sky?" I was really confused and told her I had no idea what she was talking about. She said, "No, you remember- huge chunks of hay were falling from the sky and I slept in my mom and dad's bed 'cause it was kind of scary." Ooooooh hail. You mean hail.
- The whole class burst into Katy Perry's Dark Horse: "So you wanna play with magic/ Boy you should know what you're falling for/baby do you dare to do this?/cause I'm comin at you like a dark horse" And then I had one little girl bust this part out: "She's a beast/ I call her karma/ She'll eat your heart out/ Like Jeffery Dahmer"
Then I had like three kids at once say, "Who's Jeffery Dahmer?" I didn't even have to answer. Another girl did for me, " My dad told me who he is. He's a creepy bad guy who lived a long time ago that killed some people."
- A girl started singing, "These hoes ain't loyal" and I couldn't help but laugh. My friend randomly texted me that very same thing last night! Haha
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