Things Kids Said on a Thursday

For some reason I saved this as a draft instead of publishing it on Thursday. . .



Me: germs are invisible
Girl: Just like God!



4K girl:  Is your baby wearing clothes right now?
Me: Nope.
4k girl: She's not?! Is she wearing panties?
Me: Nope :)
4K girl: hahaha she's naked in your belly? hahahaha




Kid during a story time: Ms. McElwee! He just picked his nose and ate his boogers! That's SO gross!
Me: Do you know why it's so gross?
Kid: It's his nose.
Me: Noses aren't gross- boogers are. Did you know that we have boogers in our nose to help keep us healthy? What are those really tiny things that make us sick?
Class: Germs!!!
Me: Boogers help stop germs. So if you eat your boogers, what else are you eating?
Class: Germs!
Me: Yep! If you eat boogers, that means you're eating germs too- and that is gross. So please don't eat your boogers and keep your fingers out of your nose.




"How come you picked to have a baby girl? You didn't want a baby boy?"
"I didn't get to pick"
"Did the doctor get to pick?"
"No. . ."
"Well who got to pick then?"
"The baby kind of did. . . she is just growing into a girl."